Patients Reveal the Most Awkward
He: “Honey… I’m not sure how to say this… But I accidentally… stuffed a garlic bulb up there.” Me: “Up where, exactly?” He (mumbling): “My butt.” I blinked. “You what?!” Apparently, he’d read online that garlic could “boost testosterone and virility.” He was too embarrassed to tell me, so he shoved it in rectally—three cloves at a time—for…